Zodiac signs emo version
Aries: 2005 emo
Taurus: Pete Wentz's guyliner
Gemini: has range like no motherfucker
Cancer: scene kid turned emo
Leo: it's not a phase mom
Virgo: lives in the pretty. odd. era
Libra: actually Ryan Ross secretly
Scorpio: sees Pete Wentz's penis and turns gay
Sagittarius: blue rabbits fucking is their most played song
Capricorn: watching you from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Aquarius: thanks pete
Pisces: #ryden2014

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

Yas omg so cute. Your blog is slayin' gurl! ;3

Thank you! ✨😍

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

supah1337:

mr-gerbear:

lady-johnlock:

lemon-the-epic:

OH COME ON

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

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I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.

OMFG THAT’S TYPEWRITER ASCII ART

I changed my theme and info and I think it looks hella cute. 

danadelions:

so. I visited my cousin’s apartment today

Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

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