monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.


The girls I follow on this website are unreal looking. UNREAL. ya’ll are so pretty I hope you feel that pretty everyday

I guess

-- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.

-- This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read  (via intensional)



So I’m posting this a little bit late, but can we take a minute to appreciate the best graduation present ever? It’s an altered book that my mom made out of the Fault in Our Stars. (Since she knew it was one of my favorite books) It’s kind of like a scrapbook, only it’s made out of the pages of a book instead (John, I hope that you don’t mind that my mom altered it). She  used pictures, clippings, material, and other things I’ve gotten way back from when I was little to Senior Year. She even made tabs in some places, so you can lift it up and see the quotes. Thank you so much mom. This truly is the best graduation present ever. 



Today’s doodle. I relate to Morello so much. 




He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

Agreed. Damn fine is right.

Thor & Captain America: The Avengers - Age of Ultron


This sign was posted in the new all gender bathroom at my friend’s church.



Happy musicals? Who watches those?

People who just got into theatre. We like to draw them in with the happy shit and then destroy their spirits when they’re not expecting it